Quirky, and Occasionally-Profound, Yoga Quotes by Yogi Mir
"If we all lived the Yoga Lifestyle,
the world would be a better place"
Yoga lifestyle is a life of balance
between "cleaning the Mirror" and "spreading the Light"
"Just Undo it!"
"Why kill two birds with one stone, when you can feed two birds with one seed?"
"Enlightenment is like a bowel movement... at some point, it just occurs."
"We are all infinite swirls of the same-same sameness."
"Is hot-room yoga contributing to Global Warming?"
"Before Enlightenment,
There's a necessary period of Endarkenment."
"We don’t remember the times
when we sat and thought about the past or the future.
We only remember when we lived fully in the present."
"Who is the dancer who dances the dance-drama known as the world? Who produces and removes moods, seasons, and epochs; whose music is the roaring of the oceans; its stage is illumined by the sun, the moon, and the stars; and whose actors and actresses are the living beings in all the worlds."
"Is it time for Shavasana yet?"
"It's never too late in life to have fun."
"Spasibo Namaste!"
"Stress is when the mind resists what is."
"The meditating mind is smarter than the thinking mind."
"Tummy time is not just for babies."
"If your thoughts are like clouds in the sky,
What is the Sky?"
"Meditate on the balance between effort and relaxation."
"You are what you eat,
You eat what you cook or prepare,
You prepare what you buy at the grocery store,
Then: you are what you buy at the grocery store???"
"When you deny the reality of the dream,
You wake up."
A vegan baker says to a traditional baker: "I'm gonna make you a waffle you can't refuse".
"Shanti Up and Be Present!"
"Death is a junction
Where you can make a leap.
To die with a peaceful thought,
You have to cultivate it now."
"Headstand. Shoulder-stand. Understand.
Stand for Something!
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."
"If you are a true seeker,
You are already a success.
Time is the only factor.
And time is not important."
"Your body grows from the food you eat,
Your mind - from the sensory-planted seeds.
What sensory seeds are you planting now?"
“Often, in order to see,
We need to close the eyes.”